But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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