Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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