she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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