It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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