Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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