we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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