i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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