Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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