Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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