It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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