There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
