so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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