How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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