Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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