Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
