I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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