So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Randomize
