Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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