So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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