For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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