Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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