What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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