The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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