Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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