I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
