how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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