i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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