Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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