508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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