i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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