I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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