i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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