Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize