Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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