im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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