Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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