At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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