i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i need some magic done to my vagina
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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