just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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