so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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