so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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