i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
