I skipped work to stalk him.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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