And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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