I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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