Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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