I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
