good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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