you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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