we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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