we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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