Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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