Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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