Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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