I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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