You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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